Fangirls

Right. I was gonna write an entry yesterday but my brain was too tired to function. #shemur. YESS I LOVE IISUPERWOMANII. 

Urban Dictionary Definition
Fangirl: a female fan, obsessed with something (or someone) to a frightening or sickening degree. Often considered ditzy, annoying and shallow.

Last week I was asked if I was interested to watch the Korean band - Big Bang's concert movie. I like the band itself, like I listen to their music and occasionally watch their mv, but by no means I am a fangirl. I don't spend money on their albums, products or concerts. Yeah, I am an extremely lousy fan. The ticket was not expensive so I decided to go. 

After dinner, we all met up at the cinema and waited for a little while. They were all thrilled to watch the movie but I was rather indifferent, honestly I was a lot more excited for monster university or now you see me. We were all seated, and one friend told me that some loyal fans will turn on the Big Bang signature crown torch to show their support. I am sorry but why? I literally do not see a point. I know it is their favorite band and all that shit but come on they are inside the SCREEN. It's exactly like watching a DVD version of the concert but on a bigger screen with a bunch of strangers who happens to like the band as well. Coming to see the movie is already being very supportive. 

Besides watching the movie, I was also observing fangirls. Here we go:

Some teenagers were dressing up as if they were going to the real concert. What I mean by that is they were wearing a Big Bang fan hoodie, a Big Bang concert wristband, and some other gadgets that proved their loyalty. I obviously wore none because I have none. 

Whenever there's a close up shot of a member winking, smirking, or flirting to the camera, fangirls would scream gibberish, yell out members' name, have "OH MY GOD" faces, and almost attack people with their torch due to their overjoy. I was fortunate that I wasn't a victim. PIPE DOWN WILL Y'ALL. 

I was quite lucky that I recognize most of the songs so I thought it was quite an enjoyable 2-hour, but what I found most bizarre is that fangirls already know it by listening to the first beat of the song. I was given so many heads up by my friends yelling into my ears "OMG IT'S HIGH HIGH" "IT'S HARU HARU" "IT'S FANTASTIC BABY" How the heck do they manage to do that. Do they effing listen to the songs everyday for them to know the song back-to-front? I was impressed. They even start with the hand gestures, and I felt quite left out because of my lack of knowledge. Honestly, I would fail epically on any fan test. 

anywayyy SPOILER ALERT. The movie was mediocre. I thought it was actually slightly worse than watching the DVD because it was a combination of a few concerts. GD was having red hair for 2 seconds and for the next second he was sweeping his pink hair. I CAN'T COMPREHEND, MY BRAIN CAN'T MULTITASK. But I did enjoy the extra episodes in between the concert fragments. (Not the ones where they were having funny conversations because there's no subtitles..... and apparently all fangirls had already watched the bloopers on YouTube so they weren't too happy about that. Meh, it was my first time watching them so I thought they were cute)

That was my first experience of meeting a bunch of fangirls in an enclosed area, and this is my rant <3

Pet Peeves #1

Speaking of pet peeves. I reckon I should share this one.

I absolutely cannot stand long hair, barely can accept my own before I cut it. I don't know why and I don't believe there is an exact reason to it honestly. I didn't realize the severity until recently I start commuting to work by subway. I still remember how it happened, a middle-age woman with extremely long hair, definitely over her waist-line, was sitting on my left. While the train was moving foward, her hair was sweeping at a very high velocity that the hair was constantly tickling my arm. Obviously, I would prefer sitting over standing, especially when I still have 10+ remaining stops. But guess what, I could not even bare it for more two seconds. All of my cells shivered, my fingers and toes cringed, and my scalp was mentally detached if that make sense. I instantly stood up and walked to the next carriage. I was almost having a mental breakdown I was devastated. HAIR, WHY ARE YOU SO CREEPY. 

hmm maybe it has something to do with that Japanese horror movie. :O

I can't even stand hair balls holy crap they bother me so much I can't even look at them. I would literally grab them, squealed until I discard them into my toilet and flush them away. Imagine how pathetic I would look. 

Ha. And there's hair extension, which I will NEVER EVER get one even if i was paid to do so. Who even came up with such a crappy idea anyway. Yeah yeah for those who regret their haircut or who want to have more volume, but no I still do not appreciate it. Who the phuck want to clip on other people's chopped-off hair onto their own scalps? Besides possible irritation, this beauty gadget is simply disgusting. A couple of my friends have done it before and I would ALWAYS freak them out by guiding them to think that the extensions would start growing rapidly at night when they sleep and they will strangle your neck till you can't breathe and you'll be dead. Opps. What's even more creepy is that the hairdresser would inform you that each strand of extension will NATURALLY fall out from your scalp, eventually all will  fall out in due course, so there's no need to come back to undo the clip. WHAAT. Bet you didn't think there's a problem. NATURALLY FALL OUT IN DUE COURSE. Read again. So basically the strand will fall out anytime, any moment, anywhere. Guess how awkward it would be if you were talking to a guy you fancy a lot, and you were playing with your hair showing your feminine side, and all of the sudden the strand was pulled out. The guy would be: kthxbye.

With all the hate to long hair, I still have to admit natural long hair is very angel-like!

I think I am done with talking about hair today. <3