Yay, exciting, my second entry on the same day. I have no life / I like to write / I rant. whatever.
The title is pretty self-explanatory.
So last Saturday my cousin and I went to an outdoor concert which consisted of 5 singers and each get to sing for an hour or so. We weren't interested for the first two, so we decided we will go there two hours later. We held two standing tickets because we are too poor for seating tickets mehh.
Annoying people type #1
You know how standing tickets runs a first come first serve / wherever you can squeeze in basis. It doesn't reserve you a spot so there's no guarantee. Let's put it out there that the majority of Hong Kong people don't mind having physical contact with random strangers in a restricted area. Unfortunately, I am not use to touching people, yeah yeah then why did I even go to a concert. I am a living contradiction shush. I have already prepared myself beforehand that there will be a lot of accidental elbow attacking and boob touching. BUT IT DOES NOT PHUCKING MEAN THAT PEOPLE GET TO CONSTANTLY SQUEEZE IN AND OUT. Do you understand the area was already so packed that we all felt like stuffing inside a thanksgiving turkey's butthole, sardines in a can, or just to be straightforward I felt like one of a million sperms. There are just more than a few sperms who apparently enjoy squeezing through sperm walls. I know they can have legit excuses like bathroom breaks, to go grab a beer or snack or simply being a dick. BUT bitch why do you think you have the right to RESERVE your spot by leaving your raincoat and your glow sticks behind. Ain't nobody will give you back your spot.
Annoying people type #2
The standing ticket was HKD $280 dollars (more or less 32 dollars CAD). You really can't expect much can you. It started pouring in the middle of the concert and we had no choice but to pull out your raincoat or hold up your umbrella to avoid getting dripping wet. Obviously, holding up your umbrella can block the back audiences' view. Some started yelling and shouting that we should take down our umbrella. WHAT. HOW OBNOXIOUS CAN YOU BE. oh so you expect us to soak ourselves in this horrible weather and to let you enjoy the concert at a better view. Hell no that's gonna happen. If you want to enjoy the concert with no one in your sight then why don't you buy the front row seat, dick.
Annoying people type #3
Given that we were standing for 4 hours+, the poor weather condition, and the fact that we could barely see the monitors. The singers were about a size of a matchstick so I had a very hard time identifying who was the actual singer and who were the choir people. I was hearing the concert ok. Honestly, one cannot be extremely hyper under this situation. Basic groove and clapping are understandable. NONETHELESS, some sperms (second sexual reference opps) can manage to scream and shriek with absolutely no purpose, but to scare the shit out of me and make themselves look like idiots. I was literally anticipating for the howls and tried to give them death stares so they might just stop it. I failed miserably.
After 4+ hours of standing, I was exhausted. We got back home and all we did was lied on my ahhmazingly cozy sofa and watched harry potterrrr. I could not felt my legs the next day and they were hella swollen.
I am done ranting <3
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